we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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