you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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