Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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