I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I wish I only lived at night.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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