she looked like the before picture.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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