508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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