She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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