The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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