were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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