would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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