...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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