I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Text me some of your sweat
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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