S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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