I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
