windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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