i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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