i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
