I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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