break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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