She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
this hospital has no fireball
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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