He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
