I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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