fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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