strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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