Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
its liver damage thursday
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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