Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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