You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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