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I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
