i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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