i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
God, I missed his penis.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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