We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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