Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
