so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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