Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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