ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
