i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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