Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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