Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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