Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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