I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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