i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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