Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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