Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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