The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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