We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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