If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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