FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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