Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Drunk is not a location!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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