Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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