so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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