nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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