i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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